Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020
3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.
by Metal bender 69 November 08, 2023
Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay
Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
by GrannysWetStrapOn March 01, 2022
A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.
Ouch! Kill Mike Pence!
by Giant Choad February 07, 2022
A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020