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Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
by AinstuLive September 30, 2023
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Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023
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Mike Liu

Wow that was SO Mike Liu
by Sickballer6969699696969 July 13, 2023
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Mikes mustang

A clean low mile mustang because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
Mikes mustang is clean and has low mileage because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
by No smoke July 18, 2023
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Evil Mike

Evil Mike another word for a low functioning psychopath. And can be easily manipulated.
Evil Mike: Smile 1….2…3…
Me: Does epic Cheshire cat grin
by Platinumunity July 23, 2023
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Mike

A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality
Mike: I have multiple personality disorder
Zoey: I know, Cameron just told me
Cameron: Sorry!
by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023
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Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!
Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
by Looyurr August 9, 2023
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