Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.

Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!

by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003

God Master

A person that everything they do appeals to someone else.
A person that is greatly admired by another.

Johnny is Jake`s Godmaster.

by Cactuar May 5, 2003

bandai_master

a superman who is super gosu and super hensem and also super manly .. he is DA ONE !

i wanna be like bandai_master when i grow up

by bikinigirl83 June 3, 2003

DODGE-master

Beastmaster, PIMPimal, Beastimal

Holy cow, did you see that animal?
It wasn't an animal bobby, it was a DODGE-master

by paulimal September 28, 2003

whore-master basturd

A guy who has a harem of cheap lays.

As in "Joey's such a whore-master basturd sleaze!"

by kim whalen December 3, 2003