accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

Lesbian

Non-men loving non-men

It’s not it’s women who can be Lesbians, Non-binary Agender Intersex etc, just anyone who isn’t male

Also 📣PRONOUNS DOSENT EQUAL GENDER IDIOTS📣

Person A: would you like to go on a date sometime

Person B: sorry I’m a Lesbian

by A Agender Lesbain July 24, 2021

Lesbian

a woman/female-aligned person who is attracted to other women/female-aligned people.

Layla : hey mom, i think i'm a lesbian.
Mom : okay! :)

by skarme May 15, 2023

bowler hat lesbian

The 1930’s equivalent of a masc lesbian

My great grandmother was a bowler hat lesbian

by PissMoms November 6, 2023

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023