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january 25

national dani day
hi my names dani and january 25th is my birthday so it is national dani day
did you hear that january 25th is national dani day?
by luococholy August 9, 2025
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january 18th 2007

princess MIMIs birthday ( the most beautiful,amazing,pretty,kind,cute,pink lover)
OMG ITS january 18th 2007 MIMIS BIRTHDAY AGHHHHH
by mimis husband August 19, 2025
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January 16th

Did you hear that January 16th is slime the bop’s boyfriend day? We all doing ts
by Quickeeey October 18, 2025
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January 6th Democrat

A member of the Democratic Party, alleged to be involved in conspiratorial activities or provocative actions related to the January 6th Capitol riot, is defined by behaviors that aim to incite discord within Republican constituencies, thereby contributing to unrest during this occurrence.
We all know that she was part of the January 6th Democrat faction, and therefore, she should be put under scrutiny for her actions.
by Type2GenomeManiac November 2, 2025
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January 2

National STFU day. On January 2, being a chatterbox and gossiping shall be punished with being forced to eat british food, a fate worse than death.
Sam: Hey Tom its January 2 and you just gossiped, take this beans on toast!
Tom OH NO JUST KILL ME PLEASE
by We can officially be friends. December 12, 2025
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January 26er

A term used to describe a die-hard fan of NBA legend Kobe Bryant, who will often go to great lengths to push the narrative of Kobe's GOAT argument. In the process, they will also tend to completely discredit the career of LeBron James.

This term is a cross-reference between a January 6er (a person who stormed the U.S. Capitol Building in support of then-President Donald Trump) and January 26th, Kobe's tragic date of death.

Most January 26ers hail from the city of Los Angeles, but they can realistically live just about anywhere on the map.

They also tend to have a very heavy presence on Twitter/X, and can often be found either retweeting Kobe highlights, or deep in NBA-related threads arguing aggressively in support of their favorite player.

They are also swift to dismiss comparisons to Tim Duncan, as they firmly believe that Michael Jordan is the only player comparable to Kobe.

(For context, Tim Duncan was Kobe's most significant rival as a player, with both of them winning 5 championships for their respective teams and are both widely regarded as the two faces of the 2000's era of NBA Basketball.)

This term is essentially equivalent to the term "Bronsexual", but to instead be used against Kobe stans.

Important Note: This term is not to be used against ALL fans of Kobe, but only those with an unnecessary hatred towards LeBron.

Most of them are also completely oblivious to the fact that Kobe and LeBron had nothing but deep respect for each other off the court.
January 26er: Did you know that LeBron went 4-6 in the finals? He needed a superteam and a half just to win anything. Kobe would never!

Me: *sighs* here we go again...
by NewEraLuke December 26, 2025
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JANUARY 3rd

January 3rd is your girlfriend has to buy you takeaway day and spend the evening together
Bf “Can you buy me takeaway”

Gf “why?”

Bf “it’s January 3rd, national you have to buy me takeaway”

Gf “okay”
by Ch!ck3n25 December 29, 2025
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