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Jacob

The most trustworthy person you know. He always has your back and is just a great guy in general. He is usually short. He knows how to take a joke and can be shy at times. He is athletic and fast, and loves to be competitive.
Guy: did you hear about the new guy Jacob?
Girl: yeah, he seems cool
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Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann is a bad ass with a big dick.
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
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Jacob

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022
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jacob

he loves to see naked guys and kiss them, hes so down bad form mexican girls, he loves toes and feet he will get any chance to suck some toes when it comes to those things and he loves dick in his butt
omg did u see jacob hes so slay
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Kelsey and Jacob

Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.
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Jacob Duda

He’s a cool person as long as you’re not stupid and act like a child
Jacob Duda lost his cool the other day when the freshmen weren’t paying attention
by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022
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