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shmubel tree

A shmubel tree is a type of artificial Christmas tree that is made from a combination of PVC and metal from India. It is designed to look like a real tree, but without the need for water or maintenance. Shmubel trees can help produce shmubel oil.
The shmubel trees in the park provided a beautiful canopy of shade on a hot summer day.
by Venomous Nutt February 6, 2023
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Bark up a tree

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
by Prajna_Disciple May 5, 2024
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pan tree

A big apple tree, but instead of apples on it, there's pans on it.
The gardener picks the fresh pans off the pan tree.
by AStrunkMan69 May 25, 2022
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Tree Hugger

A liberal who claims to love the environment, but uses their love of nature as an excuse to not shave their pits. More commonly just the women.
by Formerstreetrunnerofstlouis November 16, 2023
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Tree Trunkee

He is a Tree Trunkee.
by HotMessJess87 November 9, 2019
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walking lime tree

When a person walks around all day with with sour armpits sour back sour leg all daiiiii๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ aka A mustyyyy Bitchhhh //Nikkkaaa period ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
This girl from sutter ave in bk smells like a walking Lime treee

She wear lime smell all de time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friend 1: Hey gyal waagannn Hahahaha

Friend 2: nuttinn going to this man house me smell gudddd uppp while walking always ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friend 1: Smiling and waving ๐Ÿ‘‹ goodbye

Hmmmmmm she smell like a walking like tree squnt ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ N ride off on me bike ๐Ÿšฒ
by W.L.T May 7, 2021
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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