Scaredy pants hands

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.

While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.

by Gadeanz August 8, 2016

panorama in your pants

The results of extreme diarrhoea

Hey, Francis, look at Tom's pants: He's sh*t into them, now you have a real panorama in your pants!

by Ching Chang Chung November 6, 2020

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

sauced his pants

He who indulges in fatty foods and a quart of malt liquor.

Jerry drank a quart of Colt45, ate a bucket of KFC original recipe and sauced his pants. Stunk like fuck.

by Dawgbreff April 23, 2018

period-day-pants

pants someone wears when on their period, usually comfortable and dark coloured so they dont get stained.

person 1 : are you on your period?
person 2 : yeah, how'd you know?
person 1 : you're wearing your period-day-pants

by thornsystem April 14, 2022

Fla fla pants

Really ugly colorful stay at home pants

Hey look at Peter shoveling his driveway this morning in his fla fla pants hahaha!

by killoco January 18, 2020

Fancy Blue Pants

a white Spanish man who can solve a rubik's cube and plays with blocks

you know fancy blue pants OMG i wish i could be him #DREAM

by Kyle urban August 23, 2016