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MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
mugGet the MAGA Gun Fu Fightermug.

Massage Gun

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them
by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025
mugGet the Massage Gunmug.

Shrubbin' the gun

When one begins to smoke weed before they go to smoke weed.
"Hey man, what are you doing? We won't be at the party til 9!"
"I told him bro, but he's Shrubbin' the gun!"
by MilkyPilky February 7, 2013
mugGet the Shrubbin' the gunmug.

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole
I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox
by Qusquirt May 5, 2023
mugGet the Squirt Gun in the Mailboxmug.

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.
I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car
by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025
mugGet the Sawed off shart gunmug.

Banana Gun

A blatant cryptocurrency scam created by incels and terrorists to steal from people
Did you see that Banana Gun trading bot?

No, I don't look at scams
by TheAnalBeadUser July 31, 2024
mugGet the Banana Gunmug.

gun

gun stands for never causing harm or hurt

(it's sarcastic saying to stop violence but also find alternative ways to attack or repay karma)
I'd 'gun' you if I had it in me.

please "gun" me I'm begging you.
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
mugGet the gunmug.

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