ice cream sandwich sex

sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now

"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"

by poprockzancrack May 18, 2013

Alley Ice Cream

Go to Dairy Queen and invite alley.
then you will get to taste some of the best icecream ever,

heres what you do:
1 get your alley
2 get your favorite icecream
3 put your icream on alleys chest
4 take your mouth and lick it off
5 keep going and make alley happy

: THE BEST

C.H. had some amazing Alley Ice Cream in the parking lot at Dairy Queen

by sausage and eggs April 5, 2008

Irish Cream Soda

A sexual act, while going down on a girl, performing a two fingered culdesac in order to get the girl squirting. As she is squirting, the guy must take it in his mouth, swish it around a bit to get a little bubbly. While swishing the girl bends over and opens up her asshole so you can drop the swished up squirt load into her ass in order to give it some color, the girl should release the load into a shot glass, which is then dropped into a half pint of Guiness then chugged.

Last night at the bar while others were doing Irish car bombs, I had the bartender give a me a shot glass and Guiness, so I could take my girlfriend into the bathroom so we could do some Irish Cream Sodas.

by msd3million January 9, 2009

Irish Ice Cream

Garlic mashed potatoes

There's nothing better at Thanksgiving than roasted turkey and a helping of Irish ice cream.

by Major Blackentarry August 18, 2011

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

mumma imma cream anal

this is where you tell your mum that you preformed and "upside down pineapple cake".

hey mum last night i mumma imma cream anal all over my self

by idk i like dick tionary August 22, 2022

Empting the whip cream can

masterbating,jacking off

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.

by Panasonic Wolf May 30, 2016