chocolate milk belly

when you drink too much chocolate milk and get a stomach ache

bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night
drew: you got the chocolate milk belly?
bobby: hell yeah

by pepperoniplayboy November 30, 2015

Chocolate Cheese Cork

a.k.a. The Triple C

When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.

Tammy: "Trixie, you're not looking too good...what's wrong?"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."

Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"

by t-rex machine August 23, 2011

Chocolate shit coockies

You go into someone’s house while they’re away, take a shit on a cookie sheet throw it into the oven and set it to broil and leave.

Hope the neighbors like chocolate shit coockies.

by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

chocolate jersey chaser

An individual, most likely a girl, who is solely interested in African-American Athletes.

Tina’s dated three guys on the football team, she's a chocolate jersey chaser.

by MaximilianJack May 9, 2019

Chocolate Speed Bump

The act of fingering a woman's rectum while getting road head. In addition to fully perform the classic speed bump, preferably a speed bump should be driven over a pothole would also suffice.

Hey Joe, I gave Becca a chocolate speed bump while driving through the university campus yesterday, she loved it!

by hankdid June 29, 2015

hillbilly chocolate milk

the act of taking someone's diarrhea out of there asshole putting in a cup and adding milk and drinking it

can i get some shit to make me a hillbilly chocolate milk

by tacticalghost05 February 7, 2022

chocolate box raider

1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out

2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole

"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o

"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"

by takeajake69 January 13, 2009