worm's ass

n. derived from Oklahoma oil fields which describes a worthless human who kisses ass to get ahead.

Dwayne is a worm's ass. -John Biby

by Big Earn November 5, 2005

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Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.

Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

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The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

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Ass Fault

When a dog or human has to shit on a paved road because they could not make it to an appropriate location in time.

I was so embarassed today while walking with Ms. Foo Foo Bottom, she had an ass fault and started crapping in the middle of the street in front of all the people sipping their Latte on the outside patio of the coffee shop.

by Lowrider Corgi March 4, 2016

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