throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011

flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018

Turtle

Hassan elassad is a very hot creature

The turtle is cute

by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane

Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!

by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019

turtle gang

the best gang in the roblox metaverse

"turtle gang" is very cool

by itsammon March 18, 2022

Turtle Twin

When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.

The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.

by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022