An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.
Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!
by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022
Get the Alabama mud snakemug. When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017
Get the snake blasting fried chickenmug. A term Guitar Hero fans use to describe a chain of notes that require the player to quickly move their fingers up and down the fret board. That pattern of notes seen in succession appears to be a curvy line that stretches up the highway, like a snake's hyper-mobility.
by Siena Imawatsu August 2, 2018
Get the snakemug. Umm, you know that one person that always said something behind you and whenever you asked for help, they said they couldn't but that was just a lie and want to dodge you.
"Last time, she said it's a real Gu$$i but I saw her at this one cheap mart with his mom. EEW!"
That is what you called a snakey person huh!
That is what you called a snakey person huh!
by yoonkimchy May 7, 2021
Get the Snakemug. (pronounced snAY K ssUK r)
definition: someone who sucks up to snake all the time and acts like besties.
the sucker part is a reference to the way they always suck his dick.
definition: someone who sucks up to snake all the time and acts like besties.
the sucker part is a reference to the way they always suck his dick.
by #heterophobic September 28, 2020
Get the snake suckermug. 
by brrbrbr October 12, 2022
Get the google snakemug.