Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer

Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!

by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.

Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.

by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025

Blueberry rough neck

When a sexual partner chooses to leave the male with a case of the blue balls. The male who experiences the blue balls will sneak up to zthe partner and rub his hurt testicles on the partners neck until chaffing occurs. Then the blue balls receiver will physically squeeze his testicles till they explode on the neck of the partner Coating the partner with semen and chaff giving it the blueberrry (blue balls) rough neck.

Hey honey better finish up, or I will give you a case of the blueberry rough neck

by Lickamybumskieeee February 9, 2015

neck checking

Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.

Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.

by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

ice neck

Basically an Alaskan redneck, but a lot crazier than their lower 48 redneck cousins.

Texan redneck: Dude did you know they have rednecks in alaska?
Alabama redneck: oh dude those are ice necks fuckers are crazy.

by AK_Reaper February 25, 2021

Horse neck

A person that has poor posture and the angle of the neck resembles that of a horse's. The muscles in the neck are so weak and the head is heavy that the neck bends.

"Yeah, Mitch has a horse neck, he can't keep his head up straight."

by Snake145 August 16, 2021