Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Thor

A fat nigga who's very funny yet gets third wheeled often

"Damn he smoochin while that nigga watchin! That dude must be a Thor!"

by Thors bich January 14, 2019

Thor

The god of lesbian

Thor protects lesbians with his live and will do awkward thumps up and shows puppy eyes+smile to every lesbian he sees :)
(Thor in the mcu, especially Thor ragnarok)

*Valkery waks past Thor*
*Thor does awkward thumps up and puppy eyes+smile to them*
*Valkery smiles back and does pistols with her hands*

by Mafiaboss69 November 23, 2021

Thor Lo

Thor, if Thor was JLo

Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.

by joe_mamma_#3 May 23, 2022

Thor

A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money

Let's play get help thor

by Kiste511 November 22, 2021

thor solos

thor solos your favourite verse

someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos

by Doctor idc July 15, 2021

Thor

A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.

Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest

by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021