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Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(
by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022
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Used His Resources Wisely

Guy 1: How did Jon score so high on that math test? I know he didn’t study.
Guy 2: He “used his resources wisely.” He sat next to Kyle.
by AnonymousAligator June 11, 2022
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Brandy Wise

The act of yeeting a bottle of Brandy at some poor guy after stuffing the bottle full of shit.
Man, I totally don't regret hitting that dick with a Brandy Wise.

Bro, that dude got smacked in the face with a Brandy Wise.
by Sillydeadgirl October 28, 2019
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Wise Guy

the guy who either preteneds or puts on that we is very wise or someone who is actually wise
wise guy:Baracck Obungas last name is n*ggia
me:ok wise guy
by chadmater69 October 30, 2019
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wise man syndrome

When someone quits weed and gets really introspective and wise and shit
bro 1. we should go party

bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome
by smelly booger 123 May 9, 2024
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WISE BRICKS

A brick flipping group

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by ERESAW March 13, 2021
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