a Whitey

A grown man, often elderly, who is noticeably very short and has malformed body parts like the legendary film character Whitey Duvall.

That short dude's such a Whitey.

by Bandit Heeler April 13, 2024

Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!

Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!

by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020

Whitey

A Jamaican affectionate way to refer to a white person.

Hey whitey, you want any weed to buy?

I man want a real whitey in I man life. Yah nah I mean?

by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021

whitey draw

When you have a draw of a joint and you feel sick (whitey draw)

Did you just have a whitey draw ?

by Mr Craig December 5, 2018

Whitey

The dustiest duster that ever dusted.

Did you see that Dustbag? Yeah he was a total Whitey.

by costanza July 25, 2019

Whitey

When u lay in ur boxers on a cold toilet floor.
Shaking spinning regretting ur life choices!
Saying ur never going to smoke again tho ur on it the next day!
Toilet is my best friend on a whitey after sickness is munchies!

Yo look josh is pulling a whitey

Ah allow him he’ll be alright in 40mins
“Josh continues to throw up”

by Fmlwhenwhiteying January 22, 2022

whitey victim

ellis moorcroft

ellis moorcroft is a whitey victim

by yes laddd November 3, 2020