Jaredmon Wertzson

A man who appears to have his head up his ass who dresses up in his mothers clothing to go out on Friday nights to give blow jobs on eighth street for eighty-nine cents.

Holy shit! That guys is Jaredmon Wertzsoning on the corner! What a fag!

by mobbarley August 26, 2010

Will Werstiuk

The funniest guy ever if you don't like him you have problems he's hilarious and really cool so get you shit sorted everyone loves him because he's so funny so you should too

Will Werstiuk is the funniest person ever

by William121212 August 3, 2016

Urban Weeptionary

A website dedicated to posting poorly made-up words, which are often knee-jerk complaints about the Trump presidency made by emotionally feeble SJWs.

The night the results for the election poll showed up, Carl spend the rest of his time sobbing uncontrollably as he added derogatory definitions to Urban Weeptionary.

by dgsdgggsfghddhghf February 1, 2017

bryce wert

A big boi who is a beast at hocky (Which is not a sport) and is also very smart. Bryce aslo seems to be attracted to volly ball chicks. Sry soccer and basketball waman.

DAAAANM MAN look it ya boi bryce wert!

by Grunt Punt October 8, 2018

Nicholas Werp

A guy is is very strong with an IQ of 572.5 and has a magnum dong

Nicholas Werp is so smexy

by Tatum nepir69666 June 4, 2019

Wiggle Wert

Informal noun
When a person, figuratively and in action, is a little small worm-like creature.

That Charlotte is just like an energetic kitten, she’s definitely a wiggle wert.

by Supersoaker9000 April 21, 2021

Purpe werpe

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"Hey honey how was work?"
"I got a purpe werpe"

by UrbanKidToucher May 1, 2022