there went the story

so basically some random shit my dad said while he was hungover after goin to his buddy’s funeral. upon me questioning what the hell it meant he responded “death, the end of the book, life is all journey moving on to the next universe and next chapters”

example 1:

“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.

example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.

by hairyballsonya69 February 24, 2025

Went Dumb

To see an attractive woman and to lose your focus, train of thought, etc. When a guy falls prey to a woman's looks, and can't think or speak properly.

She sent him photos of herself in the forest, and because her skin and lips were so clear, full, and perfect, he just went dumb for a moment and forgot what he was doing...

by N. Schnapps June 6, 2025

I, ANgel JOse RObles Went To SPoffors For 10457-2215-2219

I, ANgel JOse RObles Went To SPoffors For 10457-2215-2219

I, ANgel JOse RObles Went To SPoffors For 10457-2215-2219

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Went crazy

to act in a way that is out of control (gone bonkers)

Went crazy you say… Crazy I was crazy once, I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy. I was crazy once, I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy. CRAZY. I WAS CRAZY ONCE, I WAS LOCKED IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS. THE RATS MADE ME CRAZY.

by Delulu land July 12, 2023

Went Stag

Getting too drunk at a redneck wedding at the elk lodge.

Jeff went stag last night at the reception. He took off his shirt and started dancing with a chair.

by bbqiguana July 8, 2009

Went in the closet

Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)

"Boy you went in the closet today."

by DukeIsDead January 20, 2023

Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro

When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.

You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.

by wbonaventura December 30, 2022