schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011

How's The Weather?

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.

girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice

by Vinny ;D January 16, 2010

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

fair weather

a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.

mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.

by victom1 April 2, 2009

Bologna Weather

Humid weather that makes your balls stick to your leg, or your boobs to stick together like bologna on a hot sidewalk.

Jack: Why are you adjusting so much?

Frank: Bologna weather man, im stickin.

by RedBaroness January 1, 2011

Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.

Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.

by motorcyclerider September 30, 2010

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

by dudethatsweird October 24, 2010