A strange sub-species of
humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls
will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this
will surely result in
death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you
will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls
will become an endangered species by
June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe
dropped her hydro flask and said and I
oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a
vsco girl, be careful around her