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vegetable preprocessor

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.
by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014
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Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.
"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."
by loxlie August 10, 2023
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to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.
to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.
by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016
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Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.
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Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.
Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker
by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011
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Vagina Vegetables

Another term for children. You plant a seed, grow them for 9 months, Fred them, water them, and they grow just like a vegetable!
$30 on Goldfish crackers?! These damn vagina vegetables be eatin me outta house and home!
by NerfHerderWords September 24, 2020
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Vegetables

Vegetables so terrible that when throwing it in the trash the trash throws it back at you
You: To the trash you go vegetables

Trash: Take it back bitch thats eww
by Millimeter Defeater February 13, 2025
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