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Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.
I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.
Spanish Vacuum by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017

Dutch Vacuum 

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven
Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum
Dutch Vacuum by Master Dutch May 28, 2018

Mexican Vacuum Cleaner 

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off
Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital

Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes
fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum
Joy Vacuum by Fuckujv November 13, 2019

Canadian Vacuum 

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
Canadian Vacuum by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023