fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Open up a can of whoop-ass

What 'The Rock' does.

Rock:I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you

by anonymous N June 26, 2009

opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010