ur mum

a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"

what are you doing? "ur mum"

by marvellous*may May 21, 2022

ur mum

u actually searched this up

"ross just fucking said ur mum"

by smol dino 💿 May 23, 2022

ur mum

sexy bitch
gets all the bitties
milf

whore

Dam id bang ur mum, shes a baddie

by im a milf March 9, 2022

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

Dr Dewey Ur Mum

This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.

Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?

Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.

by Romanrome23 March 16, 2022

ur mum

someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.

ur mum gay

by Claireymondo March 18, 2022

ur mum

a joke that 12-year-old boys use, and they think they're funny.

'ur mum'
nothing else, just ur mum

by big brain person <3 March 19, 2022