Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
Get the twinkie defensemug. by retepmai March 19, 2010
Get the Pearl Twinkiemug. A term used by Emergency Medical Services personnel to describe Type II ambulances or van-style ambulances.
by AMR EMT September 4, 2014
Get the Trauma Twinkiesmug. The act of shitting in someone's mouth and receiving a blow job with a mouth full of shit, ending with the male ejaculating in the middle.
by ZLST April 22, 2007
Get the scat twinkiemug. It's the process when you are receiving oral sex from a white woman and right before you blow your load you pull your dick out of her mouth put the tip in her nose and blow your load in her nostrils.
Last night Tori was totally sucking my dick and then right before I came I pulled out and did a Binkie Twinkie in her nose. It was chill as fuck.
by B-Sip November 2, 2011
Get the Binkie Twinkiemug. "That guy is such a fag. I bet he lets other guys play with his kinky twinky."
"I know dude, the other day I heard him in the bathroom jerking off."
"I know dude, the other day I heard him in the bathroom jerking off."
by anonymousswim September 30, 2009
Get the kinky twinkymug. by Rocketjet May 14, 2015
Get the Tweaky Twinkiemug.