twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

Pearl Twinkie

A sexual act, when a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

John wanted a pearl twinkie, so he told Tom to come on his penis.

by retepmai March 19, 2010

Trauma Twinkies

A term used by Emergency Medical Services personnel to describe Type II ambulances or van-style ambulances.

American Medical Response uses Trauma Twinkies as opposed to a box-style ambulance.

by AMR EMT September 4, 2014

scat twinkie

The act of shitting in someone's mouth and receiving a blow job with a mouth full of shit, ending with the male ejaculating in the middle.

I gave her a scat twinkie

by ZLST April 22, 2007

kinky twinky

Simply another name for a dick.

"That guy is such a fag. I bet he lets other guys play with his kinky twinky."

"I know dude, the other day I heard him in the bathroom jerking off."

by anonymousswim September 30, 2009

Tweaky Twinkie

Asian drug dealer

"Tweaky Twinkies often hide drugs under their pointy hats" - Dr. Suess

by Rocketjet May 14, 2015

Binkie Twinkie

It's the process when you are receiving oral sex from a white woman and right before you blow your load you pull your dick out of her mouth put the tip in her nose and blow your load in her nostrils.

Last night Tori was totally sucking my dick and then right before I came I pulled out and did a Binkie Twinkie in her nose. It was chill as fuck.

by B-Sip November 2, 2011