whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.

That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.

by Rootsthatclutch January 27, 2022

toot nigger

Awfully queefy black guy i.e. a black guy that farts often.

He farted! Toot nigger! fart queef nigger black ass

by AwesomeGamer423 October 3, 2016

milk toot

1.Smelly Fart
2.SBD-Silent But Deadly
3.Smells of Sour milk and stank

woohoo Jack just let out a smelly milk toot

by Tati February 28, 2005

poop toot

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.

Hey Brandi; when you're off that pole, come over so I can use your asshole for a poop toot.

by Marcos2011 October 24, 2014

toot burgler

When You pass wind in a group of friends, and one of your friends claims that wonderfull smell as their own.

I just ripped the perfect toot and andrew felt the need to become a toot burgler.

by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo March 28, 2009

toot it and boot it

to fart and then leave.

Ew, don't just toot it and boot it.

by bitchshreddershredder November 14, 2010