blackout tired

after pulling an all-nighter, not being able to remember anything that happens until noon the next day, losing all control of motor skills, drooling all over your notes in class...at least until noon, and being convinced that "Wolfpack, are organized" is a complete sentence

Guy: Look at these notes I took in my 8:30 class.
Anne: Wow...they're pretty...interesting. If I can directly quote from your notes: 'Wolfpack, are organized."
Guy: Don't hate. I was blackout tired.

by E. H. Little November 10, 2007

Suicide Tire

Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.

Good thing i spared one of them suicide tires.

by countingcards November 28, 2017

Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.

Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.

by MotherSally June 28, 2017

Rollin' Tire

When a man and women are in a "69" style sex position whilst rolling down a fairly tall hill. The man must "finish" before they get to the bottom.

Man, I almost broke my hip doing the Rollin' Tire with Stacy last night.

by Nippin May 2, 2015

trump tired

You are so tired of the social media posts about Trump and seeing him on TV that you feel emotionally exhausted

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 2, 2017

Tired as the day

Its when you are extremely tired, typically occurs after pulling an all nighter.

Man i shouldnt have stayed up all night, I am as tired as the day.

by ucourt January 30, 2012

Im tired

When girls say that at night they actually go to sleep
When boys say that they read over the whole conversation and check if they said anything they shouldn't have said or anything that is Dumb

Her: Im tired so goodnight (Goes to sleep)
Him: Same, goodnight (starts reading over the conversation and realizes he fucked up big time

by ThatAaAaAaAasianGuy October 9, 2019