blackout tired

after pulling an all-nighter, not being able to remember anything that happens until noon the next day, losing all control of motor skills, drooling all over your notes in class...at least until noon, and being convinced that "Wolfpack, are organized" is a complete sentence

Guy: Look at these notes I took in my 8:30 class.
Anne: Wow...they're pretty...interesting. If I can directly quote from your notes: 'Wolfpack, are organized."
Guy: Don't hate. I was blackout tired.

by E. H. Little November 10, 2007

mayan tire

sounds like “my entire”

can be used for suggestive jokes

what’s mayan tire? mayan tire dick in your mouth

by harryy bell saek March 12, 2023

Tire blast

fingering someone while they are driving a car

I'm going to tire blast that bitch on the way to SRC.

by Wilcocinco March 7, 2015

hairy tire

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017

trump tired

You are so tired of the social media posts about Trump and seeing him on TV that you feel emotionally exhausted

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 2, 2017

tire fart

When your biking and your front tire rubs up against the person in front of you's back tire causing a sound similar to a fart.

Haha! Did you hear that tire fart?

by hewhosubmitswords September 9, 2009

tire shredder

A vehicle that requires the frequent replacement of its performance tires

Zero to sixty in ten seconds in my tire shredder

by HarmlessGirl March 6, 2015