Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
by the david robson July 01, 2011
Something, or someone (we don’t discriminate here) that erupts a certain feeling within you. People describe it as a volcanic feeling- not getting too descriptive here.
Like when you have a magnum ice cream…almond flavour of course
Or when you grab a hold of 2 organic chocolates for the price of 2
In all seriousness though, a tingle in the dingle is a feeling reserved for that special someone that makes you forget what your last name is…because you want theirs.
Like when you have a magnum ice cream…almond flavour of course
Or when you grab a hold of 2 organic chocolates for the price of 2
In all seriousness though, a tingle in the dingle is a feeling reserved for that special someone that makes you forget what your last name is…because you want theirs.
Clara: I just, i don’t know if i like him- you know?
Veronica: Well…does he give you a tingle in the dingle
Clara: No…he gives me the heebeejeebees
Veronica: You need therapy Clara.
Clara: Shut up, I do not. I just…ugh don’t even get me started on that last name. I mean, who knew last names could be so sexy
Veronica: Well…does he give you a tingle in the dingle
Clara: No…he gives me the heebeejeebees
Veronica: You need therapy Clara.
Clara: Shut up, I do not. I just…ugh don’t even get me started on that last name. I mean, who knew last names could be so sexy
by Okay74REAL June 01, 2022
When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.
"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.
by oi mate whats up May 13, 2023
When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
by mm262a1 February 05, 2025
Your girlfriend gives you wacky head on first class brazilian airlines while drinking sangria from a walmart drink isle.
by Big noppa February 17, 2025
The first motion of this action is to consume a bottle of melatonin gummies. Wait 36 minutes. If timed correctly proceed to purchase 3 or more minutes on a massage chair while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants slowly, after 3 minutes you proceed to masturbate furiously while attempting to spin in a circle counterclockwise. Hobble to the nearest disabled bathroom and splooge wherever the tingle takes you the next unwilling action should be an intense unforgettable sleep and intense euforic dreaming
by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 20, 2025