Tiddlywink

An incredibly small amount of liquid

And he only gace her two tiddlywinks of cum!

by Mr.FreakingStevens April 8, 2019

tiddlebits

"Tiddlebits" refers to a phenomenon that occurs during that moment when you're in a left-turn lane and it's a green light, but cars are coming with JUST the right amount of space between them so as to be highly frustrating. Tiddlebits are the spaces between the vehicles.

"I would make a left-hand turn, but it's naught but tiddlebits ahead."

by triboogie November 13, 2013

tiddydick

A certain someone earned this name for unknown reasons

People at the gym call me Tiddydick... (awkward silence ensues)

by notkatie55555555 May 24, 2016

Tiddle Dick

A noun used to describe a very arrogant person with an abnormally small penis

The star football player is a total tiddle dick.

by VeMMo July 5, 2016

Tiddles

Whilst en route to being highly intoxicated there is point at which one realises they are slightly drunk yet can still maintain regular human functions. At this point the quantity of alcohol consumed may not corelate to the state of intoxication. This point is tiddles.

Hey bro I'm fucking tiddles.

Haha sick

by Mad Bop October 25, 2018

Tiddy Inspection Day

The sister day of Penis Inspection Day where licensed Tiddy Inspectors are required to have every tiddy they find thoroughly inspected. No one is exempt from a tiddy inspection during this day.

“Citizens, Tiddy Inspection Day is in effect. You are legally required to whip em out. Please report to the nearest Tiddy Inspector in your area immediately.”

by 43-034 April 12, 2021

Tiddy

A stink nigga that doesn't wash.

person 1: sup tiddy.
tiddy: hi tom
person 1: want to go for a sesh?
tiddy: yes please
person 1: my mans Hamiora is coming aswell

by Nut-Hugga68.9 January 22, 2022