Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023

Little thumper

A nick name for a man with a small penis and fast in the bedroom

:hey where were you last night

:I was out sleeping with little thumper last night

by Dan the car guy November 5, 2021

sac thumper

The person who will take pleasure in vigorously knuckle slapping a mans testicles

I do like a good sac thumper every now and then. When im feeling saucy, that is....

by Dara Lique July 25, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

thumper

a self-proclaimed gamer that streams every week while endlessly dying

Hey, Jerry look at that thumper

by hyperiex32 June 18, 2021

Bible Thumper

A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.

I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 3, 2022

Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022