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Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.
Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

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by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013
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attempted thought

The attempt to provide assistance or concern, without really meaning it or having the intention to follow through. By saying the acceptable or possibly "expected" comment, it removes the temporary guilt, that the speaker feels.
Well, I suppose it's the "attempted thought" that counts! (sarcasm)
by Tiffany Happy Days June 18, 2014
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centristic thought

the increased ability to focus on more than on aspect of a stimulus in an infant ages between 7 to 12 years of age.
They can understand the concept of grouping.
In Psychology centristic thought is Knowing that a small dog and a large dog are still both dogs.
by Saymou bestie January 17, 2015
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Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
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thought writing

Writing one's thoughts as one thinks them.
A thought writer sends his thoughts from his brain via his nerves to his hand which writes them and lets him see his thoughts transformed into words.

Thought writing' and 'thought typing' are not the same as writing. Writing asks the brain to articulate a thought or an emotion for the writer to write down.
by but for December 16, 2017
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Escalator Thought

An Escalator Thought is an enhanced realization of a previously unexplored idea or concept that is achieved when a person experiences an increase in altitude. Escalator Thoughts can be formed during multiple means of ascending motion, such as via airplane, roller coaster, elevator, running up stairs, and of course, riding an escalator.
Mike: Hey Alexa, you wanna hear an Escalator Thought?
Alexa: Sure, go for it.
Mike: If you fell down an escalator at the same speed it was rising, you would simply fall in place.
Alexa: Woah.
by Vicmik May 5, 2022
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thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.
While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.
by Kevitar March 1, 2020
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