Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

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slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021

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Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 30, 2020

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Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

by G-man-to-the-max December 20, 2014

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