Mom

the woman who emotionally abused me my whole life.

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

by people are hot k bye December 11, 2020

Mom

a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

by dilf&milfFucker October 19, 2021

Mom

She has been with you through your whole life. Hell, she GAVE you life. She would do anything for you and has always wanted the best things to come your way. She has shaped you to be the person you are now. She is a kind, compassionate, hardworking, charismatic person who you love dearly.

Man she's so good with kids
I know. She has to be a Mom

by Mikky_mouse158 April 4, 2017

Mom

The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

by piss fish June 8, 2022

Mom

A subclass of homo sapien, commonly known to tell you to pause online games, let your annoying little brother play a one person game, and embarrass you around friends, crushes, and any other place that they can most.

Extra notes:

•They are a very adapted ancient species, so they have no idea how technology in these new ages works.
•Think that they know everything, and have no knowledge of anything that they say they know, and try to make themselves sound smart when they really aren't the smartest thing alive.

My mom was embarrassing me this morning.

by HarshMyMello August 14, 2017

Mom

Someone who beats you then apologize

My mom beat me then said sorry

by SouthParkLitAf June 2, 2018

Mom

The nicest person you have ever met and you would not replace her with anyone else. Although she has left you at "Walmart" and "Toys R Us" once you still love her. You admire her more than anyone else. She takes care of you everyday. She makes the best food and you adore her baking. She makes sure you make the choice that is best for you always. She is supportive in everything that you do and motivates you to achieve your dreams. 😍😁😀😄😊🙃🙂☺️😁😺🐵

"Man, my mom is the best!"

by Aiswinn17 June 13, 2017