F.I. Method

AKA the fuck it method, this method is used when giving up and/or not doing something because you couldn't care less.

"I forgot to study for my Biology quiz tomorrow.. whatever, I'm using the F.I. Method, FUCK IT!!"

by lemongrease November 7, 2013

Cowboy Method

A method of birth control that involves taking your gun out of the holster and shooting it. Another term for skeeting.

She won't get pregnant. I used the cowboy method.

by Fuhrball2 November 2, 2008

Catholic Method

The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.

aka Pulling out

Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?

Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.

by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011

the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

by thehoopchick October 26, 2010

mystery method

A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.

"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."

by recoveringPUA November 25, 2007

The Benson Method

The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.

Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me

A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.

by Condor027 April 30, 2011

the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process

i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....

by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 27, 2008