When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
She has a squat cobbler fetish.
by JoeSmith94 February 23, 2016
by awesomo does not compute March 29, 2009
The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the jolly cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
by Bartimus Crouch November 10, 2022
I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.
by MountainEar January 23, 2023
by Supreme.Bape__ October 26, 2016
A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.
by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021
The act of stretching a large ballsack over one's entire face. (double points if they make fart noises with it)
Girl 1: I heard you had a good time with Guy last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.
by CobbleringKid May 7, 2021