A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.
Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012
Get the Funky Chewbaccamug. 
The act when 4 or 5 guys that have let their pubic hair grow for 6 years stand over a girl positioned with her face right underneath the multiple scrotums. The guys then simultaneously shave their pubes, letting them fall onto the lucky girl's face. They then jack off and jizz all over the girls face, making the hair stick, while she screams like Chewbacca. The pubes will ideally stay put until she actually has to shave them off.
Tanner: "Hey Brad, you wanna go to the game with us tonight?"
Brad: "Naw Brah. Me, a couple of friends and my cousin Ralphie are going to go over to Cindy's house and giving her a Chewbacca Bukkake."
Tanner: "That's cool bro. Record that shit."
Brad: "Naw Brah. Me, a couple of friends and my cousin Ralphie are going to go over to Cindy's house and giving her a Chewbacca Bukkake."
Tanner: "That's cool bro. Record that shit."
by Brah1221975 September 25, 2020
Get the chewbacca bukkakemug. by SpencerForHire August 15, 2023
Get the Red Chewbaccamug. When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
Get the Chewbacca birthmug. When a women takes 5-10 dicks to her pussy she will scream making the sound of chewbacca then all men pull out and enter her asshole she will scream like chewbacca even louder and scream for more
by The dirty Mexican mimo January 15, 2018
Get the Chewbaccamug. by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025
Get the Chewbacca chodemug.