Aiden is one of the stinkyest kids ever. WhenEver you walk past him it stinks real bad. He is the only one with cooties. Aiden is the ugliest kid ever. Aiden is a fucking stinky and ugly kid.
by I'm 9,00000 savage!!!!!!!!!!!! May 28, 2018

Aiden is the most unattractive person in the world, he looks like a crossbreed between Tarzan and golem. Just the sight of perc can make your eyes bleed and make you regret even living. If you ever are unfortunate enough to meet an Aiden you should jump off a bridge to save you from a sacred life.
by Master_Midget_da_best April 28, 2020

you: hi aiden
Aiden: Die.
Aiden: Die.
by jamarijones1 June 17, 2019

Aidens are weird. They’re unnaturally warm and wear down blankets in the summer so they never tan. They’re going to Florida but will never go outside. They steal pencils and support Putin because they’re communist. They never do anything and are the slacker if the group. They have dumb thicc toes
Aiden gay
by Notaiden May 30, 2019

That aiden is retarded
by Thatboi123666 February 24, 2017

Aiden has such a slap worthy head, it Is really hard not to slap his head. He has a very small dick, probably 1 inch... He will never get a girlfriend because he is an ugly fuck.
Guy 1: I wanna slap Aiden's head
Guy 2: I agree, after we should make fun of his really small dick
Guy 1: Sounds Good, lets do it!
Aiden: OOOOOWWWW, my head! I think my dick shrunk...
Guy 2: I agree, after we should make fun of his really small dick
Guy 1: Sounds Good, lets do it!
Aiden: OOOOOWWWW, my head! I think my dick shrunk...
by True Facts LOL October 17, 2017
