accidental sequestration

The act of accidentally getting a boner.

Oh shit, I accidental sequestration.

by rosesblue February 13, 2013

Accidentally

By leaving you spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend by mistake..

Kim accidentally make out with Mark

by Panad_ol March 15, 2021

Accidental faggotry

When a dude acts too gay around others on accident.

Kyle Wood keeps engaging in accidental faggotry around the shop by getting too close to other guys and saying gay shit. On accident.

by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 20, 2023

Accidental Idea

Basically if you say an idea, and a nearby parent/ teacher hears it.

Kade: Hell yeah, the teacher forgot about this homework!

Teacher: What a great idea Kade! Every one turn in your homework.

Kade: FML, accidental idea.

by OhShizzNotAgain March 30, 2011

accidental trip to rio

when a woman doesn't know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.

I'm not sad, I just took an accidental trip to Rio & now my eyes won't stop watering!

by thehypermom June 12, 2017

Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.

Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.

by Tanner mcmuffin August 10, 2018

Accidental

Somebody that suffers from a car accident from an accidental

Somebody I know suffered from an accidental

by Alex Garrixsons May 15, 2023