xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”
Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.
by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023
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Xbox player

a species of subhuman humanoids who operate under dysfunctional families, known for using maternal insults if their opponent pretends to violently murder them in a 3d simulation.
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx got vigorously killed by Tronald_Dump"
"Tronald_Dump: Ur a noob kid"
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx: Ur mom is a noob"
"Tronald_Dump: Jeez you rly are an Xbox player"
by Pajcho March 12, 2022
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xbox clubs

by SUMFURRYTHING January 01, 2018
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xbox app

Always crashes can’t even hear you friends suck laggy don’t get it it takes up to much space 3/10
Me gets on Xbox app nah chef
by Some kid yt July 09, 2020
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Xbox cool

Someone who thinks they are hot shit on Xbox Live. They are either in an elite clan, friends with "pro" gamers, or just some douchebag who likes the sound of their own voice.
Douchington92 - Bro I fucked so many chicks at that party last night!
TypicalNerd87 - Quit trying to be xbox cool. If you fucked chicks and partied all the time you wouldn't be on xbox right now.
by AndyPandaBearHere October 29, 2011
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Xbox Live

A meeting place to see how many 12 years old's have fucked your mom.
12 year old 1 on Xbox Live: Dude you're such a fag, stop camping!
12 year old 2 on Xbox Live: I'll stop camping when I'm done fucking your mom!
by Spaceship March 05, 2015
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xbox microphone

A low-quality microphone, usually attached to headsets, that is loud and makes the speaker inaudible, similar to the microphones used by squeakers on Xbox Live. The effect can be mimicked by simply putting your microphone right up to your mouth.
Timmy, I can't understand you, I think you have an xbox microphone.
by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 26, 2019
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