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Simulated Bacon Bits

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!
by The baconater August 1, 2009
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Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.

Example sentences:

"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."
by Pink Kisses January 8, 2023
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Iced chai beat box simulator

a: i like iced chai beat box simulator

b:same hes really cool
by icedchai December 17, 2021
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Work Simulator

A small room on a job site out (of view for any peeping supervisors) where employee get “work” done.
The storage closet in the break room is our work simulator. Use anytime you’d like.
by Mr. Vivi October 26, 2025
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thalassophobia simulator

A meme-like name given to the game Subnautica due to the fact that the game being oecean themed, it has a lot of horror elements
X: Hey dude, ¿wanna play thalassophobia simulator?
z: ¿what is that?
x: Subnautica
by PixelsFromSpace January 22, 2022
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Tower Defense Simulator

You guys should play Tower Defense Simulator, it's very good!
by TTDis_shit May 23, 2024
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Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful
by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024
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