mansplaining to nobody

Mansplaining on a topic when the usual audience for mansplaining is not present

TJ is mansplaining to nobody again - that group of paraplegic orphans doesn't seem to care at all about the proper way to fold a parachute.

by DizzleisRizzle July 5, 2018

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Get the mansplaining to nobodymug.

Nobody

Well, no. SOMEBODY knows what to do here. You talk to me directly about the thing I am talking about. You are likely NOT DOING THAT under the instruction of a charlatan. Stop fucking listening to

him. I don't care what we know or the what the data says. He is telling you to withhold what I want or need from me simply on the basis of me wanting those things. Entirely arbitrarily. I wouldn't ever knowingly allow someone to speak for me to you need to stop allowing them to do it. A school just paid out 600,000 for turning on people's Webcam without their knowledge by the way.

Hym "I'm not nobody. I know what to do here. You talk to me directly and do the words that I am saying you fucking idiot. Not SAY. Not AGREE WITH. Not the OTHER WAY AROUND. YOU do it to ME and ME NOT DO IT TO YOU. Jesus! Like, we need the eugenics guys. It sounds mean but we really actually need the eugenics. This doesn't take 8 years to resolve. You're letting lying, petty charlatans stretch this out way longer than it has to take."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2024

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Get the Nobodymug.

That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

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