ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.

Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.

by sterling March 1, 2003

giving a muppet

fisting

"Last night I was giving a muppet to this girl. Now I can't shake hands at business dinners."

by Schmegan October 21, 2008

doom muppet

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.

______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!

by tboy September 1, 2004

Muppet Fucker

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..

John Key is a muppet Fucker

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2012

Muppet necking

Getting Oral sex from a mupet

Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.

by Yukiterau Amano April 30, 2015

Muppet laugh

Laughing so hard that you lose all restraint and laugh like a muppet, tossing your head up and down and either rubbing your belly or flailing your arms.

Nick's fart was so loud I couldn't help but do a muppet laugh.

by j-lingo October 28, 2009

muppet whistle

1.

when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.

2.

An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.

3.

something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.

1.

Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"

2.

Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."

Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"

3.

Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"

by reinbby June 30, 2011