Cold Meatball

Pulling one testicle of ones pants to show to a friend as an elaborate prank

Hey Jerry look a cold meatball (pointing at Tom's lap)
EWWW Why is your left nut out
HAHAHAHA JERRY YOU GOT PRANKED SO GOOD

by Meatball master January 11, 2018

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

meatball pillow

When a male suffocates someone else with their ballsack for a sexual thrill.

John - "I gave wendy a meatball pillow last night"

Sam - "Awesome"

by Fayle Ming December 1, 2014

Leakin’ meatballs

When you take a piss with your balls out.

Andy tried leakin’ meatballs after Bill and Dave convinced it was more gentlemanly.

by Wily de Kent May 25, 2021

mediterranean meatball

when ya boi gets down on all fours and you shove a giant ball of cunk in his ass

gave my boy a mediterranean meatball last night.

by Droplu September 13, 2017

Roll the Meatball

Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."

To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.

Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"

Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"

by Darkwun November 24, 2011

meatball chu

the new chinglish slang used to describe fat people who are just.......fat. And at most times with the implied meaning of being stupid as well. "Chu" is the chinese word for "Pig"; hence the common attributes from a pig (i.e. fat and dumb) goes from there.

Oh look there he is! He is such a meatball chu.

by Esioda April 29, 2009