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Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.
by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018
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Hobbit

A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees
That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep
by Badkidx1 November 8, 2021
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Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.
"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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Hobbit

Our dear friend Hobbit, the undisputed king of backgammon mishaps, has somehow managed to forge a legendary career without ever troubling the scorers—or a trophy shelf. Known for his awe-inspiring ability to lose 80 points in a single evening at the St Albans Backgammon Club, Hobbit approaches each Tuesday like a man walking into battle armed only with a damp breadstick. His infamous fallout with the UK Backgammon Federation—sparked by a minor YouTube video that he insists was a “targeted psychological attack”—remains a mystery to most, including the Federation themselves. Temperamental as a cat in a rainstorm, Hobbit is convinced that backgammon boards are rigged, dice are cursed, and that the entire club meets weekly just to spite him. Yet, despite his flawless record of defeat, he bravely returns each week… presumably in search of the one cube he hasn’t managed to misplay yet.
+Tom is such a sore loser! He never wins anything and constantly moans over the dice and looks up in the sky whenever he rolls an anti joker. He’s a clown.

- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!
by Sheshbesh May 14, 2025
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Hobbit feet

IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.
**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**
by WY0B01 January 8, 2021
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network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 3, 2011
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