fating means “fake dating.” its typically used when a girl dates a boy (or vice versa) to make her ex jealous, but it is also used when a homosexual dates someone of the opposite sex to keep in the closet.
by Spirits April 24, 2018
That situation when a guy and a girl is interested in each other and its pretty obvious that they are dating, but they are too stubborn to admit that they are dating and instead just consider each other friends, meanwhile talking exclusively to each other as though they are in a relationship.
Steve: Clarissa and I are not dating. We're not in a relationship, stop saying we are.
Joe: Okay bro. Ya'll fating right now.
Steve: Fating?
Joe: Yeah, ya'll acting like ya'll just friends, but really ya'll dating man. Quit playing bro. But since ya'll aint trying to act like you are dating, ya'll fating.
Steve: Doesn't even make sense.
Joe: F for friends. ating for dating. Telling people you aren't dating, but acting like ya'll are.
Joe: Okay bro. Ya'll fating right now.
Steve: Fating?
Joe: Yeah, ya'll acting like ya'll just friends, but really ya'll dating man. Quit playing bro. But since ya'll aint trying to act like you are dating, ya'll fating.
Steve: Doesn't even make sense.
Joe: F for friends. ating for dating. Telling people you aren't dating, but acting like ya'll are.
by PromiseLock April 07, 2019
When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.
by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024
Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
by fishgaming June 29, 2023
Plates of Fate: Remastered is a game on Roblox made by Zephu and Supermushroom8. Plates of Fate: Mania was the origin of this game, and it's now discounted because of exploiters ruining it.
Exploiter: EZ L IMAGINE HAVING SKILL ISSUE
*later were made lots of scripts*
Zephu: damn this game really became a playground
Supermushroom8: ikr lets just make a new one
Zephu: and... whats the name?
Supermushroom8: basically the same but instead mania its remastered
Zephu: great! hop on the game i sent you an editing invite
*later on building the game*
Supermushroom8: what about gamepasses?
Zephu: oh, we'll just make 1 or 2
Supermushroom: tbh we need to make the custom rounds 30 robux
Zephu: we need death icons lol
Supermushroom8: yesss make a gamepass for custom img plssss
Zephu: ok now we need console
Supermushroom8: yeah we should also make private server console for 300 robux
Zephu: later
*game gets on public*
Exploiter: lol no copies can stop me!!!!!
Exploiter POV: You were kicked from this expereince: imagine exploiting hahahahaha
Exploiter: weird bru
*later*
You were kicked from this expereince: You have been banned pernamently. Reason: exploiting. Moderator note: go back to mania lol
Exploiter: BRUH I HATE DIS GAEM THAT SUCKZ
*very later*
Player 1: I LOVE ANTICHEAT
Player 2: IKR BRO WE WILL FINALLY WIN
*round type: Duos + Maximum Security + No Usables + Treasure Hunt
Player 1 & 2: WE ARE IN A TEAM YESSS
the game became peaceful and happy mod kids cried about it
Plates of Fate: Remastered is even better than it's origin.
*later were made lots of scripts*
Zephu: damn this game really became a playground
Supermushroom8: ikr lets just make a new one
Zephu: and... whats the name?
Supermushroom8: basically the same but instead mania its remastered
Zephu: great! hop on the game i sent you an editing invite
*later on building the game*
Supermushroom8: what about gamepasses?
Zephu: oh, we'll just make 1 or 2
Supermushroom: tbh we need to make the custom rounds 30 robux
Zephu: we need death icons lol
Supermushroom8: yesss make a gamepass for custom img plssss
Zephu: ok now we need console
Supermushroom8: yeah we should also make private server console for 300 robux
Zephu: later
*game gets on public*
Exploiter: lol no copies can stop me!!!!!
Exploiter POV: You were kicked from this expereince: imagine exploiting hahahahaha
Exploiter: weird bru
*later*
You were kicked from this expereince: You have been banned pernamently. Reason: exploiting. Moderator note: go back to mania lol
Exploiter: BRUH I HATE DIS GAEM THAT SUCKZ
*very later*
Player 1: I LOVE ANTICHEAT
Player 2: IKR BRO WE WILL FINALLY WIN
*round type: Duos + Maximum Security + No Usables + Treasure Hunt
Player 1 & 2: WE ARE IN A TEAM YESSS
the game became peaceful and happy mod kids cried about it
Plates of Fate: Remastered is even better than it's origin.
by your mom is pfm glitcher🍑 April 05, 2023
A great Undertale AU with a banger soundtrack. Basically Asriel messed up while resetting time on a failed pacifist route and all the characters swapped roles but not personalities. It’s awesome you should check it out.
by annoying dog December 08, 2022
a brown tiny pakistani with bumfluff on his upper lip.
planks to everybody on the MMORPG game called "RuneScape"
also isn't able to pull off a 3-way in 2 ticks 2k17
planks to everybody on the MMORPG game called "RuneScape"
also isn't able to pull off a 3-way in 2 ticks 2k17
by wiseoldboi October 06, 2017