Dante's Arctic Inferno

When a partner puts Icy Hot on the inside of his dick sleeve, then shoves it into his partners ass and as it goes in, the sleeve retracts smearing the inside of his brown eye with icy hot goodness.

Eric could tell he was in for a good night when he saw Deshontay pull out the Icy Hot, pull back his cock sleeve and begin applying the soft cream as he made hard eye contact. Eric was ready to back straight into Dante's Arctic Inferno.

by anonymous February 2, 2022

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Dante

My boyfriend.

He’s my comfort, my home, my source of happiness, and my person. I love him more than I’ve ever loved anybody. 🧸

He’s so damn handsome too, it’s difficult to not get nervous sometimes around him.

“Dante is such a good boyfriend. I could rant on about him forever, and wouldn’t get bored. I feel bad for anyone I’m ranting to though, they’d have to sit through endless paragraphs of it.”

by Jaslyn_is_batman March 9, 2024

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Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

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Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet

Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting

by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016

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Dante

Dante is a goddamn idiot that is horrible at school, yet a good friend. He probably likes anime but find kpop cringe. Dante thinks he's an introvert but is actually and extrovert with many friends.

God, you're such a Dante

by L0C4L_1D10T_ February 20, 2025

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