chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024

electric chainsaw

A chainsaw that runs on electricity.

You don't even know how good an electric chainsaw is.

by Electric Chainsaw May 27, 2017

Chainsaw fart

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.

“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”

by w33dhead November 2, 2022

Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.

Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

by JesterRP May 5, 2022

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

anal chainsaw

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...... hey hey anal chainsaw

by boobaga August 4, 2017